But you're just going to have to be patient.
Until then, you can follow me on twitter.
In pursuit of the perfect website, I have found... nothing.
It's still my mission to make the web a slightly better place than it was when I found it.
Let me tell you, it ain't easy.
In 20xx I found a website that epitomized what I thought a website should be.
Alas, it turns out the web isn't like that at all.
Turns out it's mostly porn and utterly useless information.
In the mean time I'm writing a book.
Or story, at least.
Maybe an e-book.
It's a parable.
Not quite an allegory.
Plus, notice how this page doesn't have any styling?
No? Well it doesn't.
Wanna know why?
No? Oh well.
But I promise, I'm a professional web developer.